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The contempt I have for those drowning in the prevailing Establishment narrative is bottomless. They let headlines protect them from primary sources and breathlessly recite whatever smug tripe late night show hosts trot out to canned laughter. It would be sad if it weren't so damn funny.


Marvel Normies don't deserve Dune.


Infinite (2021) wants so hard to be Wanted and Inception, with a dash of Mission Impossible/Need For Speed. Shame that it fails to live up to all of them.


Almost all social media sites are dead or dying today. Let's pray it stays that way. Forever.


Reminiscence has the most unrelatably dense protagonist. I was rooting for the bad guys by the end of it.


You can't force someone to love you by sheer force of will. If they do they do, if they don't they belong to someone else. If you're not allowing yourself to heal you're just letting every interaction hurt you while being blinded by nostalgia and seduced by impossible futures.


That moment when you want to tell the world about a girl but she follows you on every platform so your forced to resort to your blog like it's 2008.


Despite my having had depression in the past and it flaring up every once in a while, I've never reposted one of those suicide awareness things. And I don't think I ever will. People need to take better care of their physical health and then seek IRL contact whether it's merely personal or professional. A social media post with the phone number to the Suicide awareness hotline doesn't do that. Get healthy. Get better.


My love language is contention. Banter with me until people think we're toxic.


Stealing money is the only right way to play Monopoly. Take my phone away if I ever play the app version.